Brunette jokes??

ok so i know that alot of blondes are sitting here saying why is everyone makeing fun of blondes??

well i know im a brunette but here are some brunette jokes

for the blondes

i am sorry fellow brunettes!

what does the brunette miss the most at a party?

the invatation.

why do brunettes always smile when lighting flashes?

they think their getting their pic. taken

why cant brunettes dial 911?

because they cant find the 11 on the phone.

now for some fun for us brunettes

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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those jokes arnt as funny as if they were blonde

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hate the brunette jokes because i am a brunette

LOL

I love the blonde ones!!!!! All my friends are blonde! i tease them all the time!!!!!
hahaha, the blonde one was hilarious!
They were o.k. but i personally think blonde jokes are funnier!
well, the frosted flakes joke has been told a few zillon times.
the brunette jokes would have been funnyer if they were blondes
The jokes werent really funny, the Last one was a blonde joke. All of those were blonde jokes change to brunette jokes.
these are good well done

Camel jokes?

I know these jokes are rude but here are some funny jokes with camels.

What do you call a no humped camel?

A virgin.

What do you call a one humped camel?

Raped.

What do you call a two humped camel?

14...

hope you liked them.

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haha

funnny

very good

What are the best Chuck Norris jokes you know?

i have a Chuck Norris joke-off with a few of my guy friends and they think i won't win bcuz im a girl! i need as many good jokes as possible! and also would you plz check to c if your joke is repeated or not cuz i dont want the same joke 50 times. =) thanks!

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try this http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100%26amp;person...

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Chuck Norris made a good movie with 2 facial expressions.
go to google, type in "find chuck norris". then hit im feeling lucky. its pure gold
I never understood what were so funny about Chuck Norris jokes.

Btw, who is Chuck Norris? Never really knew who is was.
Chuck Norris had sex before his father did. lol
i love this one, and i dont want to hear any remarks that it's offensive, jesus may have walked on water but chuck norris walked on jesus
chuck norris has conted to infinity...twice
when chuck norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris.

Some brunette jokes, star if you laugh?

Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

A: Brown-bagging it.

Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

A: No one else wants it.

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A: Invisible.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: "Has the blonde left yet?"

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q: Why is brunette considered an evil color?

A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

A: The invitation.

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A: A hostage.

Q: Who makes bras for brunette's?

A: Fisher-Price.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustache.

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lol nice umm that would have sucked if you were not lol

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Nice!!! Loved them all!!
Personally I like brunettes better. I think blondes are exactly how they are stereotyped to be. If you want a girl with half a brain, go brown.
ahahaha that was funny but i only get 6 of them!i like the who makes bras for brunnetes?
thanks

Ilike the first one the best:)

I'm blonde %26amp; take the jokes just fine

never saw so many brunette jokes
lol
Ha ha ha ... (sarcasm) %26lt;%26lt;%26lt; from a not so impressed Brunette ;)
lol funny one :) !!!
Uhh.. Stick with the Blonde jokes kiddo.
Hahahaha Funny

My ex-girlfriend is making marriage jokes?

Before me and my girlfriend broke up she was making jokes about marriage, she said, "we should get married, lets get married", I of course laughed and said, sarcatically, "yeah, sure". Then the next day she broke up with me, she said she rushed into the relationship, and that she needed time. We still go out and we still kiss and flirt, we just arent official, and now the marriage jokes are daily, sometime like 3 marriage jokes in a day. It's like, we should elope to vegas", "lets have an elvis wedding", "lets just get married", "I dont need friends, we should just get married". So, whats up with the jokes? Why did she dump me?

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She wants a commitment but sounds scared too.

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she must have like been serious the first time she said it or something, i dunno thats really wierd
Likely she regrets leaving in the first place, or could just be playing around... Either way, seems like a potentially bad spot. Be on guard because sometimes you need to look out for your own best interest.
who cares just be glad she is your ex, when a girl jokes about marriage, that's no Joke!!
Call her bluff as a joke and tell her that you two are getting on a plane right now to go to vegas!

And if she gets all excited - look at her and tell her that you might have done that - but she broke up with you cause she rushed into the relationship, and that she needed time. - it wouldn't be fair to ask her to do something like that.

What jokes/tricks have you had played on you when starting a new job?

What Jokes/tricks have you had played on you when starting a new job?

e.g. I worked in my Uncles hairdressers on a saturday, washing hair and sweeping up, when I was 13. One day he sent me to the hardware store for glass nails and a rubber hammer to fix the mirror.....I went and asked and they obviously just laughed at me. I argued with them for ages too, telling them what they were for. I eventually realised it was a joke and left red-faced!!! He also sent another girl to the newsagents to get him a copy of the Daily Weekly!!!! I

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I got a job as manager of a photo developing shop about 13 years ago. At the end of the day, on of the girls that worked there gave me a mop and bucket and asked me to take it back to the fruit shop up the road as we had borrowed it.

Off I went in my suit carrying the mop and bucket up the busy High Street. I went into the fruit shop and told them i was bringing back their mop and bucket, they looked at me as if i was mental!! The penny dropped and I had to walk back down the High Street with the mop and bucket!!

When I got back the staff were doubled up laughing, considering I was their new boss they had taken a risk!! Luckily I have a good sense of humour and I saw the funny side, they accepted me after that and we all got on great. The job was rubbish though, I only stayed for a few months!!

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Been asked to get an elastic sided gusset stretcher, a box of sky hooks, a long wait (weight), the list is endless....great fun though!
my boss rang me up and put on a fake accent so I didn't know it was him and I couldn't understand what he was saying.

But thats not bad some of the stuff he has done is totally harsh, I work in a pharmacy and we had some left over oxygen which he sprayed at one of the girls working there, she jumped out of her skin - it was really funny actually.
long stand , bubble for a spirit level , elbow grease , sky hooks
lol but you were only 13. i would have said what ??? three years ago (when i was 8)
my mum was asked to get sky hooks, and tartan paint, also was asked to call Mr c lion and Mrs g raff at longleat!! :)
I was sent to the garage workshop stores for a" long weight". that,s exactly what i got a long wait.
When I had an advertising job with a newspaper - I had been there for a few weeks when my colleagues told me to answer the phone.

It was one of those wind-up calls - premium rate ones - well I fell for it for a few mins but them relaised what it was!!

haha
Sent to the store for a long stand, another time I was sent for sky hooks.., I was 17 at the time , how niave, older and wiser is the saying, well I,m older anyway.......
someone new started at my old place,where i used to work, they got told to go get a left handed screwdriver and a glass hammer!!!

fecking hilarious.

xxx
wow. lol thats rele sad that you fell for that.
in collage wen the 1st yrs came up we used to send them to the stores too get various items like a leg of salmon or chicken lips or a chocolate whisk lol oh so funny too see when they come back and realise theres no such thing lol
Almost fell for it when asked to fetch a "bucket of steam "

Did ask the stores for a long weight and wondered why I was waiting so long for them to find one, ( no I'am not blonde )
Having tried many of the old gags on my new apprentice it rather backfired when I asked him to get me a rubber mallet, and he said "You're not catching me again."

7 short jokes...!!!?

hey people! i got jokes ---i think you won't mind giving me a star if you like the jokes!:)

here they are:

1)Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?

Class: At once!

2)Question: Do you know the time?

Answer: No, we haven't met yet!

3)Teacher: What is further away, Australia or the Moon?

Pupil: Australia, you can see the Moon at night!

4)Mother: What did you learn in school today

Son: How to write

Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

5)Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

6)A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

7)Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

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three cheers to you for nice and clean jokes keep it up its very nice to bring smiles on other pupils faces 3 cheers

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lol. Star for you!
not very funny though!
Lol I liked it, good clean humour!
yessssssss i think they are very funny

i like the last one

i will give you a star!
not so funny!
hmmmm ...
those are cute.

here's one of my favorite blonde jokes... hope you aren't offended :)

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

have a great day!!
5 STAR`S ii LOVE THE SLUG JOKE

A YEAR LATER L0L .....
NICE....funny xx
Traced back to look, excellent. I've got more like that yet to come!
LOL! 6 is my fave!
ehh not your best but gave you star anyway
Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
funny
many many stars for u....at once
Nice one.............