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A Aussie Joke

from black fella to white fella.

Dear White fella,

Coupla tings u orta no.

Firstly

Wen i am born, i鈥檓 black

Wen i grow up, I鈥檓 black

wen i get sick, I鈥檓 Black

wen i go out in a sun, I鈥檓 black

wen I鈥檓 cold, I鈥檓 Black

And wen i get scared, yes, i鈥檓 black

and wen i die, i鈥檓 still black.

but u white fella.

wen u born, u pink

wen u grow up, u white

wen u get sick, u green

wen u go out in a sun, u go red

wen u get cold, u go blue

wen u get scared, u go yella

and wen u die, u go purple

And u got the cheek to call me coloured!

Normal Jokes now

Patient : 鈥淲hat are the chances of my recovering doctor?鈥?br> Doctor : 鈥淥ne hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I鈥檝e treated. The others all died鈥?

3 Tampons are walking down the street, theirs Maxi, Slim and Ultra, which on says 鈥淗ello鈥?br>

None- They鈥檙e All stuck up C**nts

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Im an Aussie but I like it the last one reminds of the bloke visiting New York he was an iceream freak, He liked all and any icecream flavor .He spotted a shop in one of the streets that said 72 flavors he went in and there they were chocolate orange strawberry and one he had not tried "Fanny Flavor" He bought a double went out side and took the big bite He was shocked it tasted like Sh it . He took it back and complained the sales man said you took too big a bite.

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Pretty funny
I smiled at the first two jokes. I just dont get the last one.
k la.. not bad.. kinda funny to...he he he
The first one I've heard before.

The second one made me chuckle

The last one grossed me out and offended me.
wow....i think i'm gonna star this i tak eoffense to the last one but it still make sme laff LOL and the first one is what i like the best

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2nd one was ok
i love them so funny