Good insult jokes, people who have no necks, bad acne?

good jokes for people that have bad acne,virgin, turkey necks.

we get joking at work and i need so good comebacks.

Good insult jokes, people who have no necks, bad acne?-Myspace pictures

eeeewwww!!! What happened to you!

Oh yeah, you always looked like that.

you know you could probably improve your complextion if you just used soap and water. actually if you scrub hard enough you could take off your whole face and save everyone a hassle of looking at you! ooooohhh!!! burn!

why do you keep your turkey jerky around your neck?! wait! is that just your neck?!

sorry if these are boring just made them up.

actually said the first one to a guy at work, i'd seen he'd just got a hair cut and asked him 'what happened to you?'

then i didn't want the guys to know i'd noticed something like a haircut on another guy,

so i quickly blurted out with an attitude ' oh yeah you always looks like that.'

everyone had a good laugh about that.

Good insult jokes, people who have no necks, bad acne?

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no. lol
I used to think you were a pain in the neck, but then my opinion lowered
another time
Classic one: Make a horrified face, point to your victim and say, "Eww! What's that on your neck?" and while he's pawing himself or trying to find a reflective surface to see himself in, you suddenly give a sigh of relief, smile and say, "Oh, it's just your face...."
does your face hurt?

-no why?

because its killing me
if i was your boss i would have a good comeback.....get back to work or dont comeback
Why should Fat people with bad acne not go to basketball games? They might get mistaken for the ball.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M%26amp;M.

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

You're so ugly, it looks like you fell off an ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down!