Do you like to see 2 jokes (English and Tagalog Translations!)?

Hi there. I have 2 jokes. It is actually in Tagalog but I translated it in English too. Please rate and comment!

-------------------------------------J... 1 (Tagalog)

Guro:

Alam mo ba na ang isang butil ng bigas ay dugo''t pawis ng magsasaka?

Student:

Yak!!!

-------------------------------------J... 1 (English)

Teacher:

Did you know that the farmers used their own sweat to make rice?

Student:

Eww!!

-------------------------------------J... 2 (Tagalog)

Wife:

Ano ba to! Away tayo ng away! Wala ba tong katapusan?

Mabuti pa umalis nlng ako!

Husband:

Oo nga! Away dito away doon! Mabuti pa sumama nalang ako sayo.

-------------------------------------J... 2 (English)

Wife:

I don't like this anymore! We keep on fighting with each other! is there no stop? Better yet, I'm leaving!

Husband:

Your right. A fight her, a fight there. Lets just leave together.

Do you like to see 2 jokes (English and Tagalog Translations!)?-Myspace pictures

the 2nd was good. i didn't get the 1st. maybe its not funny when its translated

Do you like to see 2 jokes (English and Tagalog Translations!)?

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Those sure are weird jokes,didnt make me laugh just confusede me abit....

=))
I cant read that!!!! Is it in american?
the first one, i understand but not the second one.
Na-gets ko siya. Usually, ang mga jokes na sinalin sa English, di masyadong nakakatawa, tapos yung English jokes na sinalin sa Tagalog, di nakakatawa rin. :D
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! great10/10!!! I'm a Filipino too. Mabuhay ang mga Pilipino!!!!!!
it was ok........