Ok dose anyone have any blond jokes or just jokes???

Ok like I said jokes anyone????? and I DO Not have anything against blondes or anything like that.... I wouldn't care if they were dumb brunett jokes (I am a brunett) it dosn't matter what color your hair is or if you are dumb just give me some jokes fast!!!! please!

Ok dose anyone have any blond jokes or just jokes???-Myspace pictures

A blind man walks into a woman's bar, sits down and asks the bartender if she wants to hear a blond joke. The bartender tells him he had better be careful and tells him she is a blond, the bouncer behind him is a blond, the pro weightlifter to his right is a blond, the customer to his left is a wrestler and a blond, and the security guard walking up is a blond. "Knowing all that, do you still want to tell your joke, blind man?" the bartender asked, thinking she intimidated him. "Heck no!" said the blind man. "I don't want to have to repeat the joke 5 times!"

Ok dose anyone have any blond jokes or just jokes???

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Q.how do you know if a blondes been in your room??

A.You''ll have white out all over your computer screen...LOLZ

....get it??
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

An interpreter.
At a bar in New York, the man to a blonde left tells the bartender, %26gt;JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".

%26gt;The bartender approaches the blonde and asks, "AND YOU, MISS ?"

Blonde replies : "Victoria, MARRIED."
once there was a servant and a master mr.gupta.the servant was a fool and has no brain.

one day a man came to visit mr.gupta. mr gupta asked the man 'do u want some tea, coffee etc.the man replied 'only water' . mr. gupta told his servant to bring a glass of water. the servant bring it in his hand and went back to his work.after a small conservation the man went away and the master called his servant and advised him that whenever he bring something he should bring it in a tray. the servant said that he would follow it.

after few days it was raining very hard. the master called his servant and told him that 'by mistake i had kept my shoes outside. it must be wet . go and bring it .' the servant went and come back and starteled his master.the master roared with anger 'why u bring my shoes in a TRAY.' the servant replied politely 'u only advised me that whenever i bring something i should bring it in a tray'.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science %26amp; Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"