Yo mama jokes part 3?

Hello Before I start I would like to thank many of you for your emails saying how funny I am and would like to dedicate these jokes to them enjoy. The first bit is fat jokes but since only 1000 words a thing wait a minute i will have stupid and ugly jokes.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is Lardo.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo mama so fat when she has someone wanting to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat jaba the hut said damn!!!!!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hop scotch she jumps from north america to south.

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Again you have outdone yourself. Another star for being awesome!

Yo mama jokes part 3?

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haha, here's another one:

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it read: no more than 5 people at a time, please!
i love yo momma jokes your amazing
Yo mama roller skated to Wendy's to get some burgers and her skates went flat.
haha.. you spent along time on them lol x
ha ha
LOL star for you!*