Jokes and Dares!!!?

Do U have any good jokes and dares? Plz don't write something stupid. It's ok if a joke is stpid though, but plz dont write a stupid dare. THX!

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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''

''Melons,'' the blonde replies.

''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?''

The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.''

two guy walk into a bar you wou'd think one of em woulda seen it.....a dislexic guy walks into a bra....a catholic priest a jew, and a homeless guy walk into a bar the bartender looks up and says what is this some kind of joke?

Jokes and Dares!!!?

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there were 3 men, an irishman, an englishman and an australian, they were told that if they stayed in a house overnight they would be given $500. the irishman stayed in at first, he was in bed and heard, pitta patta pitta patta pitta patta hoo hoo, over and over again, he jumped out the window and ran away. they englishman stayed in the next night and heard pitta patta pitta patta pitta patta hoo hoo, so he ran off, the australian then stayed in overnight but he heard pitta patta pitta patta pitta patta hoo hoo, he checked the cupboard and there was a mouse on the hot water system, running then blowingits paws
there is a one story house the doors are black,the roof is black everything is black what is the color of the stair case??????
tell someone its physically impossible to like there elbow

they will try anyway ands its always fun to watch
DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!閳?

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.

Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers鑱絟is private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl says, "What's under there?"

So the man answers, "A bird."

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

When鑱絟e wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.鑱?/p>

A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What鑱絟appened?"鑱?/p>

The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go鑱絫o the beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the鑱絤an was talking about. So they ask her if she did鑱?/p>

anything to the man.

She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but鑱絯hile he was sleeping, I played with his bird.

After a鑱絯hile, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest,鑱絘nd smashed all its eggs.鑱?/p>