Atheist jokes?

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.

3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a beer.

1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

i cant find any Atheist jokes. found jokes on every one else though

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Haha those are hilarious!

And sadly true...

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lol..that was pretty good. I like lists of all kinds like that. Like the ones like facts of Chuck Norris..those are hilarious.
Ok, I'm still waiting for the jokes...
funny!
Because the joke is on everyone else and their sects. There is no joking on atheists, they are to real and simple, so stop looking, you wont find, it is impossible! Lets tell some jokes about christians!!
that was funny.
LMAO.

A lot of people here need to lighten up.
10. You could die of convulsions if you suddenly stop drinking beer

9. Beer has made people have sex with some questionable characters.

8. Beer bottles have been smashed over people's heads

7. Too many minors steal beer from their parents and stores

6. When you have beer, you just might knock on anybody's door trying to give "it" away.

5. People have been killed by those drinking beer

4. Five minutes is too long to wait for a second beer.

3. Many people peel the labels off their beers.

2. Just by the smell

1. If you don't die of cirrhosis first.

Tell some redneck jokes--I love those :)
Dane Cook said this one:

You know how if a Christian sneezes, you say "God Bless You." Well what do you say if an atheist sneezes?

"Achooo!"

"Nothing happens when you die!"
BEER isn't your biggest problem, but there are groups who can help you, their called Church groups and they take pleasure in helping sad people like you.

BEER WILL GIVE YOU DIABETES AND WIPE OUT YOUR LIVER! BEER WILL MAKE YOU DRIVE DRUNK AND KILL YOURSELF, AND OTHERS!

BEER WILL GIVE YOU A MENTAL DEFICIENCY CAUSING YOU TO ASK STUPID QUESTIONS AT YAHOO.
Lol
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