Corny christmas jokes?

heres a few corny christmas jokes to get you in the mood for christmas!!!! enjoy!!!!

what did adam say on the day before christmas?

it's christmas, Eve!

what did the big angel say to the little angel?

halo there!

who's working at MI5 on christmas day?

mince spies!

why are turkeys wiser than chickens?

ever heard of KFT? (kentucky fried turkey)

How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?

Tell them a joke on Christmas eve!

What do a lobster on the beach and christmas have in common?

Sandy claus!

sorry! MERRY XMAS!

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Corny christmas jokes?

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what the freek
Those are weird, I don't get the boxing one though.
Cute and nice thanks for a chuckle!
Cute !

Thanks a lot for the fun...

Aaron.
ok
Why doesn't Santa have kids?

He only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney!
good play on words well done lol
Nice ones,,,
Christmas is a corny joke.
funny
these jokes were cute :)
lolen b, don't worry it'll come to you!