Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Some brunette jokes, star if you laugh?

Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?



A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.



Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?



A: Brown-bagging it.



Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?



A: No one else wants it.



Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?



A: So brunettes can remember them.



Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?



A: Invisible.



Q: What's a brunette's mating call?



A: "Has the blonde left yet?"



Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?



A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.



Q: Why is brunette considered an evil color?



A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?



Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?



A: The invitation.



Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?



A: A hostage.



Q: Who makes bras for brunette's?



A: Fisher-Price.



Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?



A: It matches their mustache.



Some brunette jokes, star if you laugh?-Myspace pictures





lol nice umm that would have sucked if you were not lol



Some brunette jokes, star if you laugh?

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Nice!!! Loved them all!!
Personally I like brunettes better. I think blondes are exactly how they are stereotyped to be. If you want a girl with half a brain, go brown.
ahahaha that was funny but i only get 6 of them!i like the who makes bras for brunnetes?
thanks



Ilike the first one the best:)



I'm blonde %26amp; take the jokes just fine



never saw so many brunette jokes
lol
Ha ha ha ... (sarcasm) %26lt;%26lt;%26lt; from a not so impressed Brunette ;)
lol funny one :) !!!
Uhh.. Stick with the Blonde jokes kiddo.
Hahahaha Funny

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