Any good insulting jokes? 10 points for best answer!?

can anyone make any good jokes with a guy that went to circus school, whose ugly, and who likes the cheetah girls, and whose verry weird?

cuz me and this guy have been making fun of each other ever sice we were 8 years old and i ran out of jokes. plz some1 tell me any good ones that will like own him?

NO YO MAMA JOKES

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Any good insulting jokes? 10 points for best answer!?

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You have a face no mother could love.

Simple
ur soo ugly they have to tie a bone around ur neck so the dog will just play with u

haha idk i got that from a yo mama joke lol
When G-d passed out noses,

you thought they said roses,

so you asked for a big red one!
go watch cheetah girls

when did shrek walk in wheres donkey

whats your circus act?- ugliest guy on earth
I LIKE BANANAS!!!
Um, tell him to go to the circus to perform as a cheetah?

Haha, I don't know.
Tell him if I had a dog that looked like you I would shave it's a$$, and teach it to walk backwords.
You know, Halloween is over and you can take off that ugly mask now. Oh, wait! That's your face!
you SO love him dont you? aww lol..
um, one time this guy was making fun of me and i said you're just jealous because you can't grow. haha. he was short.
I told your dad to wear a condom but he didn't listen. You weren't supposed to be born.
Why won't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Your adopted. Your parents hate you and you were picked up in a dumpster by the circus ringmaster.

When you marry a cheetah girl your baby is gonna be bald at 16, retarded, and ugly.. JUST LIKE YOU
can it b a diss?

-you so dumb u got locked in a grocery store and straved to death

-ur so dumb u put lipstick on ur forehead to makeup you mind
i dont have any on the top of my mind but heres a awsome website for a ton of insulting jokes
when he walks in, say is it just me or can i smell cabage! that way you imply that he has a cabage willy which will be highly offensive then penis him buy smashing him in the balls and shouting penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your so stupid I told you drinks were on the house and so you went and got a ladder...

Your so stupid that you asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Your so stupid that you were thinking of inventing a silent car alarm

Your so fat you fell in love and broke it!

your so old, when I told you to act your own age...you died.

Your so ugly you put marylin manson outta business!

Your so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Your so stupid you said you got stabbed in a shoot out.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
1.ugly, weirdoswith bad taste in music *cough*clowns*cough* are usually alone 7 with good reason.

go to go.

2. When people laugh at you in your big clown feet do you ever wonder what they find funny? Are they laughing with you or at you?Well spose you have to get'em to laugh first.
Sooo . . .

What kinda joke would he make about you?

and where is the love for espontaniety?
Question: What do get when you cross breed a well adjusted normal ape with a weird ugly guy who likes cheetah girls and attended a circus school. Answer: A retarded Ape. PS If this does nothing else it will make you appreciate Yo Mama Jokes.
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I GOT FULL FROM EATING HER TOE!
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

(yes, I'm done now)