Sunday, December 6, 2009

Jokes or pictures for church news letter?

I do a news letter for our church each month and like to add jokes or funny pictures but have a hard time finding good ones. Does anyone have a website where I could find one useable? If you have a good joke I would be interested in hearing it.



Jokes or pictures for church news letter?-Myspace pictures





Try this website. You can even sign up to get a daily joke sent to you. They have christian, jewish, muslim, hindu and other joke catagories. You can search the archives and find all sorts of Christian jokes. They also have links for Faith in the Funnies for funny pictures. Check out the following joke.



The Children of Israel



"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's something I can't figure out."



"What's that, Joey?" asked Goldblatt.



"Well, according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"



"Right."



"And the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"



"Er, right."



"And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"



"Again you're right."



"And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing something important, right?"



"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"



"What were all the grown-ups doing?"



Jokes or pictures for church news letter?

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go to goole then images and typ in "jesus YMCA" you'll find a great pic of three people useign a statue of jesus to make the YMCA .!! its great !!!!

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