Yo mama jokes???? have any funny ones????

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Yo mamma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volks Wagon!

Yo mama jokes???? have any funny ones????

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Your Mom's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
yo mama so stupid she think Taco Bell be a Mexican long distance company!
Yo Mama is so black that when she falls from a building, people call her the falling darkness
your mom is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a building
Yo mama is so ugly, they have to feed her with a sling shot!

Yo mama was so ugly when born, the doctor slapped her mom!

What's 3 miles long with an IQ of 10? A cinco De Mayo parade!
Yo' mamma's so dumb she thought Cheerios were donut seeds!
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yo mommas so stupid she got fired from the MnM factory for throwin out all the W's.
Yo Moma So Poor

that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo Mama so big, she got to have dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other.

Yo Mama so big, her belly button aint' got lint, it has sheep.
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head that was going on vacation to a native island. The brunette brought a portable fridge with her. The red-head asked her "Why are you carrying a fridge with you?" The brunette replies "To keep all of our food in." The red-head is carrying a shotgun with her. The brunette asks "Why do you have that shotgun?" The red-head says "Just in case we run out of food, we can kill something to eat." The blonde is carrying their car door with her. They both ask the blonde "Why are you carrying our car door?" The blonde says "Just in case it gets too hot, I can roll the window down."
Your momma閳ユ獨 so fat when she got on the scale it said 閳ユ涪o be continued閳?br> Your momma閳ユ獨 so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning

Your momma閳ユ獨 teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down

Your momma閳ユ獨 so nasty, she went to get a bath and all the water jumped out and said "hell no"

Your momma閳ユ獨 so fat she walked on high heels and turned them to flats

Your momma閳ユ獨 so stupid she was driving a relative to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" so she turned around and went home

Your momma閳ユ獨 so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved

Your momma閳ユ獨 so black she has to wear white gloves to keep from eating her fingers when she has chocolate

Your momma閳ユ獨 so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Your momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went looking.

Your momma's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Your momma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

Your momma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Your momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Your momma閳ユ獨 so dumb that she goes to KFC to lick people閳ユ獨 fingers

Your momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Your momma's so fat, when she goes to a concert she stands next to everybody!!!!
Yo mama is so flat

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Do you see the dead bird.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she goes to the store.... she buys groceries.
yo mamas so skinny, when she swollowed a marble evryone thought she was preggers.

yo mamas so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they told her "sorry no professionals".
Yo momma is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
A mailman walked down the street and saw Little Johnny playing in a pile of ****, had it between his fingers and smeared over his body.

The mailman asked him what he was doing and Johnny looked up and said, "Making a Mailman".

This pissed the mailman off, he went up the street and saw a fireman. He told the fireman what the boy was doing and what a smart *** the kid was, the fireman said that he would have a talk with the boy.

The fireman walked up to Little Johnny and asked him what was he doing playing in pile of ****, Johhny looked up and said, "Making a Fireman."

This pissed the fireman off, he left to tell a cop. The cop said that he would have a talk with the boy. The cop asked Little Johnny, "What are you doing, playing with a pile of ****?"

Little Johnny looked up and said nothing.

The cop said, "You told the mailman and the fireman that you were making a fireman and a mailman, why don't you tell me that you are making a cop."

Little Johnny looked up and without a grin said, "I ain't got enough ****".
yo mama so ugly, that when the doctor took her out of her mama, he stuffed it back in.

yo mama so poor, when i asked her where the toilet is she said, 'pick a corner'

yo mama so stupid, when the doctor told she's gonna die she went to the corner store and bought 50 packs of 'Life Savers'

yo mama so fat, when she walking down the street with a yellow jumpsuit someone called Taxi!

yo mama teeth so yellow, she made the sun jealous..

yo mama so fat that when she got on an elevator alone, it said 'only 20 people allowed at one go'

If bigfoot, a smart blonde, and brunnete jumped off a clif, how would land first?

-- the brunette, cuz a smart blonde and bigfoot dont exist..