Who knows good jokes?????

i need good jokes for that way i could pass to 8th grade and i have to go to summer school and i do not know some good jokes does anybody know any funny jokes?????

or a web site????

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all! day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted...

Who knows good jokes?????

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this looks like a good site.

good luck and have fun :)

http://www.jokesforkids.net/
Go to

http://www.youthink.com/jokes.asp?ans0=N...
god put a thousand year seal on satan.

M=1000

M=IVI stitched together

and god was the right arm that marked satan's left arm.

and thus it was said satan rebelled against god because he hurt him, god and thus came to look like satan afterwards.

and

but first you must pick your god or EMPEROR.

if EMPEROR cut V times then E IVI PERIODI\

and note this:

h=god=good angel=angel of death

f=don=hells angels=police=loser

based on the pattern that each word can be translated and added up till only one number remains.

and over time h revealed as

MARCH APRIL MAY so read forward or reverse is the same.

example add=144=9

so KING OF ANGELS is either A bad don or A b add on.

WINNER=2=b

and b= a DI stitched together

just as shown in the picture.

so if bible is correct them no one outranks HIM.

and Lamb=Lamp=KING OF KINGS ...

Larrib=larrip and SLAIN was SIL A I IV.

so when some says He has a strike whatever who dares oppose the EIN.

this man exists today. Source(s) REV. 9.11 and REV. 17.14 and my left arm.
5 chinese friends were involved in a car accident, 4 died

but 2 lived how is this that possible?

Because the one who survived's name was thou which is pronounced two!!!

Funnyhub.com has a lot of funny jokes