Are there any jokes like spell this and then ask a question?!?

many people tell me that they have a joke and then i never have one to say back. lolz

i was wondering if there are any related jokes to:

spell hoast.... now, what do you put in a toaster?

and the answer is bread... not taost. plz give as many jokes as possible that are just like that...

thankyou.

Are there any jokes like spell this and then ask a question?!?-Myspace pictures

Tell the person to spell fort 5 times

f-o-r-t

f-o-r-t

f-o-r-t

f-o-r-t

f-o-r-t

then ask them what they eat soup with, and they will say a fork..... then laugh and say "you eat soup with a fork?!?!"

Are there any jokes like spell this and then ask a question?!?

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I learned a new word today, balloon; can you spell it?

~normal response is balloon, but the answer is spelling it.~
tell your friends to say silk four times then ask what do cows drink...answer water...it tricks them because they would want to say milk....
Spell Barn...

what rhymes with Arm...

Write Farm on a Paper B4 they answer

They will surely say Farm

They will be surprised
Ask someone to spell "beat," if the spell it "B.E.A.T," Ask them to spell "rice," if they spell "R.I.C.E." Ask them to combine the two words and pronounce them together. They will tell you "beat, rice." That Will be wrong because the right pronunciation is "Beatrice," "B.E.A.T.R.I.C.E." It's a girl's name.
Say silk five times. Spell silk three times. say silk 2 times fast.

What do cows drink???

water