I am throwing a christmas family gathering tonight and I need a few good jokes to entertain my guests. Help anyone??? All jokes appreciated thanks. (:
Desperate For Jokes??? URGENT!!!!?-Myspace pictures
Q: What's Jesus's middle name?
A: Christmas, because his mother's maiden name was Mary Christmas.
Boy: Now I'll recite the Christmas alphabet: A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S-T-U-V. W-X-Y-Z.
Teacher: What makes that the "Christmas alphabet"?
Boy: (singing) No-"L", No-"L"...
Q: Who was the TENTH reindeer.
A: Olive, as in the song (about Rudolph), "Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names"
Desperate For Jokes??? URGENT!!!!?
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Lars: Svend, if I can guess how many fish you have in your bag, will you give me one?
Svend: If you can guess how many fish I have in my bag, I'll give you both of them.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the water- Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a jaccuzi? - stew
Where do you find a dog with no arms and legs? - Right where you left him
Why are people so scared about the current administration? -
Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin.
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