Jokes about Milwaukee brewers?

Anyone know any good jokes or puns or just wierd facts the make the brewers look bad.... im a huge cubs fan and all my friends are brewers fans and they had a ton of crappy jokes about them

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I think i got one. On the opening day of baseball season, a little boy in Milwaukee wore a Cubs jersey to school. All of the other kids were wearing some sort of Brewer stuff.The teacher, who was a Brewers fan, asked the little boy why he was wearing Cubs stuff, and he said he was a Cubs fan. The teacher asked him where he was born, and he said he was born right there in Milwaukee. The teacher thought it was strange that he was a Cubs fan, but the little boy explained that both his parents were Cubs fans, and that they lived in Chicago before he was born. The teacher said that was a silly reason to be a Cubs fan, and asked the boy "If both your parents lived in a mental institution before you were born, would that make you crazy?" And the little boy said, "Probably. Then I'd be a Brewers fan."

Jokes about Milwaukee brewers?

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make fun of the weiner races and the fact they were on a soap

GO CUBS

im a huge cubs fan 2
sausage races is all I can think of cause I'm a Cubs fan that was born in the midwest and moved out to Cali.

GO CUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!
How many Brewers fans can pass a breathalyzer after attending a Brewers game.

You'll have to wait for the answer because they all got pulled over for DUI driving home and their lawyers are trying to suppress the breathalyzer results in court.
the best thing about the brewers is the weiner race... i love that promo. it might be the best in all of baseball...
brewers ahahahahahha...... they have bill hall!!!!!! hahahahaha