ok so me and my mate have constant joke fests i need short funny jokes that i can tell that'll own his jokes?i'll leave it to the ppl :)
Hilarious jokes??-Myspace pictures
how do u annoy someone?
(dont respond)
Hilarious jokes??
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Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It got stuck on the feet of the chicken.
What do you call a gay dinosaur
A megasaurarse
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
How do you blind fold an asian?
Get some dental floss.
Why does Ellen Degeneres shop at EMS (Eastern Mountain Sports)?
Because she hate's *****!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Becuase if it had four doors, it would be called a chicken sedan!
A termite walks into a bar and asks, hey is your bar-tender here?
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, i'll have a beer and a mop.
Did you hear about that kidnapping in (town near you)?
Yeah! Everyone was freaking out until the kid woke up!
you r smart
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