Heaven Jokes?

Heaven Jokes

As you know St.Peter guards the gates of heaven. One day he needed to pee,as you do,so he asked Jesus to guard the gates for a while,and Jesus being a very kind and willing man said he would. After a while a man appeared and started to walk towards Jesus. When the man got to the gates Jesus thought he looked very familiar. He was on ald man with a beard. Jesus asked-"I don't mean to be nosey sir,but did you have any children?" The man replies-"Yes,one son,but he died,he had nails put through him." "And what did you work as?" "I was a carpenter" Jesus says-"Father?" The man says-"Pinnochio?".

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lmao thats funny didnt even see that ending coming!!

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Heaven Jokes?

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lol

There was 20 ugly Indians on a bus on there way to a casino.

and they got hit buy a on coming bus and they all died.when they

entered heaven god gave them one wish before they entered Paradise.

the first Indian said "i want to be cute" and god snap ed his fingers

and he turned cute.then the second Indian so i wanna be like him.snap he was cute.

when god was getting to the end of the line the last Indian laughed his ***

off. when god got to the last Indian the Indian said"make them all ugly again!"
I give it a 2 / 5 because making fun of the Bible may be offensive.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhah lol very god
nice...
hahaha very good
Aaahhh nice one.
Funny! 100!
i've heard it before
Ha ha ha.!!!

Good one Derek.!!!

10/10.!!!

Cheers.!!