Christmas jokes?

What are some good, clean christmas jokes?? I love telling jokes and can't think of any!!!

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1. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? sandy claws

2.Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf esteem

3. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? claustrophobic

4. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet

5. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The christmas alphabet has no L (noel)

6. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

Silent Night

7. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can hoe hoe hoe.

8. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite

10. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

I'll have a boo christmas without you.

Christmas jokes?

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Did you hear that santa claus was arrested?

yeah, they caught him laying a doll under a tree
How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl? SNOWBALLS
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Evidence that Santa is the biggest player EVER!!

1...he turns up late.

2...drinks your booze.

3...empties his sack.

4...only comes once.

5...***** off before you wake up.
No idea
what did snowwoman do when she is angry with snowman?

she gives him the cold shoulder!

what is the snowman fav food?

a snowberger!
this might work

each year for christmas my( sister brouther freind.....)alway thoughs pranks the day befor the the winter breack but the teacker just kick him out and say not this breack