Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Star wars jokes r they funny?

warning must b a star wars fan to understand most jokes here(plz dont take offence to any jokes here ty)



-yo moma is so fat jaba the hutt said DAAM!!!



-A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the



presence of my old master.



-u know when ur a star wars geek when u pass out trying to move a pencil across the desk with the force



- yo moma is so stupid that she kept saying are not to R2



-Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?



A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit



-Q: Why did Yoda cross the road?



A: Because the chickens "Force"d him to



-Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?



A: Chewie!



-Luke and Ben are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.



Finally, Ben says, "Use the forks, Luke."



-Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.



Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked



Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."



Star wars jokes r they funny?-Myspace pictures





I like the ones with the stormtroopers changing a light bulb and Yoda and Obi-Wan in a bar. Here's a star.



Star wars jokes r they funny?

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ROTFLMAO!!! Absolutely hilarious!!



Have a STAR, my friend...
These are Excellent!! Have a star.
The one in the Chinese restaurant with Ben and Luke is funny.Have a star.
lol
alas, im not a star wars fan so i dunno anything abt the joke...but it seems funny..
lol
Hah! "Are not", "Use the forks, Luke"; AWESOME!



I am amused.
LMAO @ trying to move the pencil across the desk using the force!



A star for you!
lol. those were good. loved the rancor joke especially.
ha lol i lov them
lol nice
Pretty funny stuff there.
The jokes are funny.
those right there are some funny freaking jokes.. I give you props...



Keep them coming
I have one for you. You momma so dumb she taught Jar-Jar came with pickles pickles.
very very good. Love starwars but still love jokes! A star for you.
Dunno. Not that good.
you people are nuts, they weren't even that funny to a star wars fan. how sad does your life have to be to think something is funny just because it refers to something that you know about?
re-ta-ded



actually some of the Star Wars jokes are kinda funny.

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