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I tried this in jokes and riddles ... and they just didn't 'get' it. So I'm going to try again here.

This is the JOKE... You give me the best punch line you can come up with! 10pts to whoever makes me laugh the most... and then I'll give you MY punchline...

Did you hear Dale Earnhardt Jr has a new TV show?

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They wanted to call it "The Biggest Loser", but that name was already taken.

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is this in lieu of homework?
What is it called,

"Why I Left My Stepmother"

a weekly sitcom about a boy that wanted 51% of his mother's company
Yes it is Called " Who Wants to be a Race Winner!!!!"
Yeah, it's called "Take ths job and shove it, I ain't workin' here no more"

and go buy Ginn's shaker rig because you're not using mine anymore.

No, seriously, it's called "Shifting Gears" on ESPN and I guess we will see if shifting teams makes a difference for him in 2008.
Yep and its called no you have not had too much to drink, they added another 8 to the car. Jr will try and get through to the fans that thought they were seeing double....
Yeah I did.... It's called

''Escape From Witch Mountain'' !!!
Jr has modeled his new show after the late Steve Irwin's "Crocodile Hunter"

Each week we can tune into the Discovery Channel as he takes his camera crew into the infield during a race weekend. He will attempt to blend in with the crowd, and show an up-close interaction of the social structure. He will narrate the show with his best Australian accent, and he will keep us entertained as he has some close calls with rowdy drunks and eccentric fans. Plus he will wrestle fat women, and poisonous snakes.
'Helmet Lickers and Hoes" A chronicle on Jr's day to day struggle to avoid all the groupies and would be stalkers. Filled with mad cap schemes to keep him incognito.
"Who wants to Marry an over rated Superstar"
Buckshot I don't care who she picks , yours is the funny est