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Do you know any funny jokes that would be appropriate for a MC to say at a wedding. The most jokes, that are the besy will win best answer

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Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?

A. They can't stand criticism.

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

A. 1. No mind. 2. No business.

Q. Why do men name their penises?

A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?

A. A padded headboard.

Q. How do men sort their laundry?

A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

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I personally wouldn't have picked this answer. These are truley tasteless jokes putting down men. How is that appropriate for an MC to use at a wedding? Report It


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