Whats up with these wrestling jokes ?

Ok here are 2 wrestling jokes !

1st Joke

What does Earl Hebner and Bret Hart's wife have in common ?

They both screwed him !

2nd Joke

Stephanie and HHH were out with their newly born child, Stephanie asks "will you push the baby?" And HHH says, "No way! He's far too small and can't work!"

Can you come up with 2 jokes !!

Whoever says the best joke gets 10 points!! Also based on thumbs up !!!!

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Wow...how...HORRIBLE!

Here are more corny jokes I saw while I was surfing the net.

What casino does Kane go to?

Casino Evil

What did Vince say about Brett Hart when he didnt want to go to the Raw 15th Anniversity?

He's all Hart

Wow, they didn't make me laugh at all

Whats up with these wrestling jokes ?

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both jokes are horribly un-funny
whats the difference between bricks and most of the ecw roster?

bricks get laid
The Main Event

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.

Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!" The wrestler nodded in agreement.

Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!

A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.

Suddenly there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.

"So!" the trainer exclaimed, "that finished him off did it?"

"No, but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"
More corny jokes on the way !!!

How COOL is Carlito ?

Carlito lost his virginity before his dad did.

Carlito doesnt sleep , he waits .

Carlito only masturbates to pictures of Carlito
MVP:"whats poppin mr.kennedy"

Mr.Kennedy:"whats poppin!"

Mr.Kennedy:"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHATS POPPIN"

Mr.Kennedy:"MISTAAAAA...KENNNNEDY........

Mr.Kennedy:"is poppin"

ya and ur jokes are hilarious
What does Kane have in common with a pile of ashes? They both got burned.
What is the difference between Abyss %26amp; Kane?

Kane Dosen't scream when you put him near James Mitchell.
wow.....that is sooooo not funny!!!

Why did mr.mcmahon let hhh kiss his ***?

cause hhh likes it!

HAHAHAHAHAH-

oh heres another one Why does BAtista ACT likehe took steriods?

Cause he did!! HA-

Why did John Cena get the title for sooo long?

Cause he kept stripping for Mr.McFAG!!

DAMN
i dont get the 2nd one.....

what does it mean or imply?

first ones good though.

ummm,

ok then.......

hmmmmm

all I can think of is

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nope, nothing

what can u joke about with wwe

cena = seen her....

rey masterio is short......

nothing really

oh well

whatever

lol

xoxo