White Jokes?

I am white, but don't be worried. I know that there are black jokes, hispanic jokes, asian jokes. Does anyone know any white jokes? I have never heard one before.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

A visiting professor at Texas A %26amp; M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

ever hear you might be a redneck if.....

yea all those are white jokes

White Jokes?

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Haven't you heard of 'Blonde Jokes'?

Just google %26amp; you'll get a flood of them!

This one pops in my mind:

What do the legs of a 'Blonde' tell each other when they meet?

Nothing; 'coz, they never meet.

Another one:

'White Girl, your legs are nice. When do they open?'

These are my heard ones!
Your question got me thinking....I realized I have never heard a white joke and I'm hispanic...but then again I don't know very many race jokes at all.
Ok...

You have 2 bullets. You have an Asian guy a hispanic guy and a white guy... who do you shoot?

The white guy twice.
aren't those redneck jokes supposed to be about white people?
go to jokes.com
i heard this one a while ago

a mexican a black man a indian and a white man are on top of a great mountain

the mexican looks over the land and screms "this country was bult on the backs of my people FOR MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!" and then he jumps off and dies.

the indian says "no this country was bult on the back of MY

people FOR MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and jumps and fells to his death.

the black man looks over the land and says " NO THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON THE SWEAT AND BLOOD OF MY PEOPLE FOR MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and picks up the white man and throws him off the mountain

what do you think?
Look up wasp jokes(white Anglo Saxon protestant)

examples:

why did the wasp cross the road?

to get to the middle

How many wasps does it take to change a light bulb?

two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician

(I don't get them myself, but they used to crack my wasp parents up)