Man boobs jokes?

Anyone know any good man boobs jokes?

My male friend always jokes about my small breasts, his are bigger than mine! It's playful jokes and it doesn't hurt me as we are close but I want some jokes about his man boobs to throw back at him.

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Tell him.

How about you let me get a handful of them udders there and see if I can get any milk from those bologna boobs.

Man boobs jokes?

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yur boobs are so big u have to wear a brossiere

get it (bro)ssiere
Once I was on an airplane and I was told by the stewardess, if we have to crash land, put my head between my legs and brace for impact. A little later I read in an airplane magazine, that in a few more generations men would have boobs.

I thought to myself, If I had boobs and could put my head between my legs why would I have to go anywhere?

Tell him that, then ask him how limber he is.
ur boobs so big u could of given it to Pamala Anderson. that why she wont of got a breast implant
Dont know any jokes, but call them "****** ti ts"
ur man boobs are so fat when u stop running ur face is so red and not b cuz ur puffed
If your male friend has boobs then he is already a joke.