What are the funniest jokes you've ever heard?

Ok, this is a repost, but i think im allowed cause i feel like i need a few laughs before bed. I dont mean little knock-knock ones, but story kinda ones.

10 points to the best joke :D

blonde jokes - funny as :D

racist jokes - im not racist, but i dont mind them. if they are stepping over the line a little, dont post them.

knock-knock jokes: not funny. its even more unfunny when people try to be funny by posting them after i specifically asked them not to, and especially after they read this.

'what do you get if you cross...' jokes: no. they arent funny. at all.

please send as many as possible

p.s. riddles are fine too, but as long as you send the answer too

xx

What are the funniest jokes you've ever heard?-Myspace pictures

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped upand shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

all my friends started crackin up and soda came outa there noses and mouthes ,they were lafin so hard

What are the funniest jokes you've ever heard?

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My favorite is just wrong, but here it is.

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck his d*ck.
lol your joke was the best not the d*ck one but the sunday school
why are baskbetball players so tall?

because their knee grows!