Funny jokes!!?

sorry wrong section

but i need some really funny jokes :)

no yo mama jokes though... hahaha maybe some blonde jokes?

thanks %26lt;3

Funny jokes!!?-Myspace pictures

So a guy walks into a diner and asks the blond waitress for "Coffee without cream" The waitress says, "Oh we don't have any cream. Would you like that without milk."

Funny jokes!!?

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here are some jokes (i will have to do a few boxes so even if i givee u one i still got much more):Rescue

There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety exept from one man. Report It


He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet.

A helicopter flew over his head and hung down a rope for him to climb, Report It


but the man was deeply religious and said, "It's alright! The Lord will save me!"

So the helicopter flew away. The water continued to rise and a boat came to him but, once again, Report It


the man shouted, "No! Go AWAY! the Lord will come and save me!" and, once again, the boat sped off.

The water was getting dangerously deep by now so the helicopter came back and, on cue, the man repeated, "I don't need saving! My Lord will come" Report It


Reluctantly, the helicopter left.

The rain continued to pour, the water continued to rise and the man drowned.

At the gates of heaven, the man met St. Peter. Confused, he asked, "Peter, I have lived the life of a faithful man - why did my Report It


Lord not rescue me?"

St. Peter replied, "For pity sake! He sent you two helicopters and a boat!" Report It


While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. "How does that thing work?" she asked. Report It


As I turned the figurine's arm to pop candy out, my sister laughed. "I see ... it's a lot like my husband," she said. "You have to twist his arm to get anything out of him." Report It


Here's a Valentine's joke:

When a boy breaks a date on Valentine's Day it means he has to.

When a girl breaks a date on Valentine's Day it means she has two.