Tell me your best jokes please. clean or not so clean jokes (no dirty jokes) , no discrimination jok

tell me your best jokes

either you've heard of it before, or you made it up on your own

no jokes that are too dirty, please

no jokes that discriminate other people

thanks!

Tell me your best jokes please. clean or not so clean jokes (no dirty jokes) , no discrimination jokes, thanks-Myspace pictures

Clean:Two muffins are sitting in a freezer, the first muffin says "brrr it's cold in here" and the second muffin screams "AAAAHHH a talking muffin!!!"

Not so clean:What's funnier than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Tell me your best jokes please. clean or not so clean jokes (no dirty jokes) , no discrimination jokes, thanks

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Two peanuts are walking down the street in a shady part of the town. One is a-salted.
Judge: Okay, little boy - your parents are getting a divorce. Now, do you want to live with your mom?

Boy: No, she beats me!

Judge: Okay...what about your dad?

Boy: He beats me too.

Judge: How about your grandparents?

Boy: They also beat me!

Judge: FINE! Who do you want to live with?

Boy: The Vikings 'cause they never beat anyone.

Har har har. Cheesey Minnesota football humor.
Q: Do you know why baseball is wrong?

A: Because man with 4 ball cannot walk.