hey, my public speaking contest is next month.. and i chose to write about how i grow up.. my teacher reviewed wat i wrote and she said tat it is lacking of jokes.. so i decided to put some jokes in this part where i compare and contrast on the difference of girls and boys handling the same problem..
problem like school homework, girl boy relationship, studies, or any other problems u mind giving me some ideas??
btw i need to slot in some jokes.. any funny jokes to slot into this parts? remind u guys, this parts i would like to compare and contrast on how girls and boys handle their problem (same problem).. which i think girls are a bit serius and boys a little relaxed.. can help to slot in some jokes and elaborate on dem? help would be appreciated coz i am desperate!
Realli desperately need jokes for some parts of my public speaking contest next month!!?-Myspace pictures
You understand how women say they are right in many things and the guys are wrong. Well in part of your speech were such an occurrence is present say; " If a man says something in the woods and there is no woman around...is he still wrong?
Realli desperately need jokes for some parts of my public speaking contest next month!!?
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You could start by saying that you were really worried about this speech
but worry is like a rocking chair;
it gives you something to do but doesn't get you very far!
They do say a woman's handbag/purse is like her mind;
It makes a lot of noise and is full of rubbish!
Boy don't carry bags - that is what girlfriends are for!
Student girls do tend to be a bit tidier than boy students;
that fuzzy green cheese at the back of the fridge?
The girls would bin it.
The boys would grate it up onto last night's leftover pizza!
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