Phrase Jokes? OR...?

Or anything random or something that only works at a certain time. For example: *people arguing* You say "Guys! Guys! This is no way to settle an argument. Why not settle this in an orderly manner? GUNS!" OMFG i made that one up and my friends were dying, literally... anyways.

and other jokes like. my default three Chuck Norris Jokes:

1. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

2. Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at tennis.(I like short and simple jokes like these, totally in love with them)

3. You know the movie "300"? They were thinking about putting Chuck Norris in the movie, but then they'd have to rename the movie to "1".(And I only love jokes that are long if they are really funny like this "1" hahaha)

THANKS YOUS

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Phrase Jokes? OR...?

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wow how very funny

not even a little bit funny