Jokes about the red sox..need funny unique ones?

well my friend is a red sox fan and i am a yankees fan. we are competing for finding the best joke ridiculing the other team. in one week we are telling each other the joke..we agreed no 1918 stuff and no folding in october. something unique... i heard all the jokes about labor day chairs fold like red sox...red sox cant count down from 20 they stop at 1918..something fresh and new

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Generic sports joke that you can use for any team -- I'll use the Kansas City Royals, just to stay out of the Red Sox-Yankees argument:

Two parents of a young boy are divorcing, and there's a fight over custody. The boy is brought to court.

Lawyer: "Do you want to live with your father, Jim?"

Jim: "No, my father beats me."

Lawyer: "Do you want to live with your mother?"

Jim: "No, my mother beats me."

Lawyer: "Then, who do you want to live with?"

Jim: "The Kansas City Royals. They don't beat anybody."

Jokes about the red sox..need funny unique ones?

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what is the difference between a Yankee hot dog and a Red Sox hot dog?

You can get a Yankee hot dog through October.

(Not to be used this year)
there's two guys...and they both love the same girl. one's a red sox fan, the other a yankees fan.

so the woman says that whoever does a better job at having sex with her gets to be her boyfriend.

one night she did it with the boston fan, the other night with the yankee fan.

the next day she chose the yankee fan as her boyfriend. the red sox fan angrily asked why, and she said:

"you're just like your team...not only do you come up short, you always finish early!"
You're 11 games back my friend, thats the joke.
heres one. yankees suck!!!
what do you get when a red sox fan cross the road?

A red sox fan
How many Dicegay Machocacas and Gayson Fagiteks does it take to change a lightbulb? 86 because they are Dee Dee Dee!
Heres one the were two rich men. One spent 213 million and one spent 133 million. One rich man hired his grandfather form the retirement home and paid him 28 million and the other spent the money on nascar. Now the first owner is 11 games behind and the other owner has the manny and big papi and the captain, not some pussy *** fag, as the captain ie jeter. lets go sox Hey yankee fans the chokes on you! which team has lost 6 of their last playoff appearances. lol
Turns out it wasn't a curse, they just suck.