Jokes???!!?

Does anone have good joke to tell me ? please write it down im really bored!

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Jokes???!!?

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I've written it down on a piece of paper. It is hilarious trust me.
im not good at jokes....sorry.
jill was in class one day and her teacher asked her jill name 3 animals that u really like said " a jaguar in the garage, a mink on my back and a jackass to pay for all of it. the teacher fainted
Okay. You're the bus driver. 44 people get on 4 people get off. 755 people get on 753 get off. 6 people get on o get off. 2290483 get on 1303 get off. 630 get on 630 get off. 1 person gets on 1 gets off. What color are the bus driver's eyes??? LOL! LMAO! Guess.
two hillbillys walking along a dark deserted road at 1 in the morning.....one turns to the other and says "the next time you tell them girls to GIVE or GET OUT......Make sure we are in our own car"""""""" I know its old, but it was short.....
I like JOKES
A woman (blonde) walks....?

into the doctor's office and says,

"Doctor , I hurt all over,"

The doctor says, " That's impossible."

"No, really! Just look, When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts. When I touch my legs, ouch! It hurts. When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts. When I touch my chest , outch! it really hurts." She replies.

The doctor just shake his head, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"

The woman smiles and says,"Why, yes I am, How did you know?"

The doctor replies."Because your finger is broken."
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away."

The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."
I hope you like them!!!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?

A: They are both 10鍨?a screw!

Submitted by: Claude Wimberly

Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme!

Submitted by: Ian R. Almond

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met.

A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?

A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?

A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?

A: To put their feet through.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?

A2: When is that blonde ***** going to leave!?

A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?

A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?

A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

A1: Introduces him/her self.

A2: Walks home.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.