Jokes?List as many good jokes as you know. Funniest and/or biggest quantity of jokes= best answer!!?

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Jokes?List as many good jokes as you know. Funniest and/or biggest quantity of jokes= best answer!!?

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I might get carpel tunnel syndrome by the time i wirte this...

FYI- I ACCIDENTLY DELETED MY WHOLE ANSWER AND I REWROTE THIS ALL AGAIN...UR WELCOME!!! (THIS IS THE SHORTER VERSION OF WHAT I HAD BEFORE)

there is a penguin that is driving his car. he thinks there is something wrong with it. he takes it to a mechanic, he says it willl be an hour. the penguin goes out and gets some ice cream. he goes back to the machanic and says" what happened to my car"

machanic says" looks like you blew a seal"

penguin says " o no no no i just ate ice cream..."

get it, like he gave a seal a BJ?!
there was a blonde pretending to row a boat and a blonde in a car stops and walks out. she says hey wat the hell are u doing. its blones like u that give us a bad name. if i could swim id come out there and kick ur ***!

There was a redhead, brunette, and a blonde eating lunch one day at work..

the redhead opened her lunch box and said 'ughh...i hate meatloaf if i have it tommorow i will jump of this building'

the brunette opens her lunchbox and says 'ughh...i hate pizza if i have it tommorow i will jump off this building also'

the blonde opens her lunchbox and says 'ughh...i hate balony and cheese if i have it tommor i will jump off the building too'

the next day they all had the same lunches so they jumped off the building

the police investigated their husbands

they asked the redheads husband why he packed her meatloaf if she didnt like it, he replied he wouldnt of packed it if he knew

they asked the brunettes husband why he packed her pizza if she didnt like it, he replied he wouldnt of packed it if he knew

they asked the blondes husband why he packed her balony and cheese if she didnt like it, he replied dont look at me she packs her own lunch

poor Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. the morgue needed someone to identify the body. so, his 2 best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.

Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "yep, he's burnt pretty bad. roll him over." so the mortician rolled him over and Clem looked and said "nope, aint Clyde!" the mortician thought that was really strange. then he brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said "yep, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." Zeke looked down and said "nope, it aint Clyde!"

the mortician asked " how can you tell?"

Zeke said, "well, Clyde had 2 @ssholes." "what! he had 2 @ssholes?" asked the mortician. Zeke said, yup, everyone in town knew that he had 2 @ssholes. everytime we went to town, folks would say" here comes Clyde with them 2 @ssholes!"
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