Jokes to tell your friends?

If you like my jokes, give me a star and comment my jokes by replying to me. Some may seem hard, but once you think about them for awhile, you'll get it.

Why did the lettuce turn red?

Because he saw salad dressing!

How can you tell the difference between a mouse and a lion?

Try picking them up!

Why did the two cyclops fight?

They could never see eye to eye over anything!

Lunch Lady: Eat up your greens, they're good for

your skin.

Student: But I don't want green skin.

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the words

defense, defeat, and detail in it.

Student: When a horse jumps over da-fence, da-

feat goes before da-tail!

Have you heard the one about the angry fridge?

It lost its cool!

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et!

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in

one day?

Student: I get up early!

I hope you enjoyed these funny, somewhat horny, jokes!!! :o)

Jokes to tell your friends?-Myspace pictures

hahahaha how funny i understood all of them and laughed at all of them............i starred by the way!!!!!!!!......good job

Jokes to tell your friends?

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I like the last one best.
cute you got a star by da-way
they were okay
They wer every good the first one I had trouble on then I got it
%26gt;%26gt;I hope you enjoyed these funny, somewhat horny, jokes!!! :o)%26lt;%26lt;

Did you do this on purpose...You mean Corny lol