Halarious Jokes?

i need some knee slappers for back to skewl i AM the school class im popular in the funny way not hot but cool and everyone asks me to sit wit them but it gets tireing making things up for them to laugh at..need some good ones not too long ones and im in 8th grade but i do love off color jokes i find them halarious so i dont want baby jokes i want funny jokes man high skewl ones ill give you one:

so a banana a apple and a penis are walking down the street and apples like "my life da worst b-c people just totally eat me and my skin" and the banana's like "no mines da worst b-c ppl peel my clothes off them eat me'' and the penis is like "NO MINES DA WORST B-C PPL TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES THEN PULL ME IN AND OUT OF A CAVE TILL I THROW UP"

and another:

why did raggety-ann get kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on panochios face screaming "lie to me"

Halarious Jokes?-Myspace pictures

if a dude says sumthin abt him havin sex w/ sum girl say "u didnt have sex u cant even put a straw in a juice box!"

Halarious Jokes?

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youtube,type in jingle bombs,really funny
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Hows dis wan? Da head principals secretary has been dismissed from her office for masturbating in the 'petty cash box'. Apparently she's come into a bit of money!
Don't say anything! People like talking about themselves and their experiences. Just keep quiet and let theml tell you their jokes...
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