Jokes plzzzzz?

hi can u ppl tell me some irish jokes, blonde jokes, or those johnny dude jokes. thnx

Jokes plzzzzz?-Myspace pictures

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking to a bathroom. As they enter an old lady hobbles out and shrieks: "Inside is a magic mirror, tell the truth and it will give you whatever your heart desires, lie and you get sucked into the void FOREVER!!!!" She then hobbled away. The red head enters and says "I the prettiest girl in the bathroom!". A Ferrari appears and she drives away. The brunette says "I'm the smartest one here.". Two bags of money appear. She grabs then and runs away. The blonde ponders on what the others said and says "I think-" and gets sucked into the mirror.

Jokes plzzzzz?

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How u get a one arm blonde of a tree? u wave at her
Low Self-Esteem

An Irish woman went to see a psychiatrist because she was concerned about her looks.

"Doctor," she said, "I'm so depressed because I feel so ugly. I can't get a man because my self-esteem is so low. I just think that nobody finds me attractive.

Can you help me feel better about myself?"

"I'm sure I can," said the psychiatrist. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."