Are there any more White jokes?

For the sake of humor, I want to hear some white jokes. I know all sort or race, religion, etc. jokes and I want to know the jokes others are making about my own race.

Other people have asked this question on here, and I've read the answers they've gotten. Just so we don't get a lot of repeats:

1. This isn't racist, so don't bother even mentioning it, I know a lot of you are super-anti-racism, good. So am I. This is a curiousity I have in the department of humor. So don't bother me with your elitist remarks. And if you would be offended by any jokes listed here, go elsewhere. You obviously have nothing else in your life worth worrying about, so go out and enjoy it.

2. No redneck jokes. I've heard plenty of them.

I only know one white joke, and this is kind of what I'm looking for:

What do you call a white guy getting beat up?

Assaulted Cracker (A Salted Cracker)

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What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Are there any more White jokes?

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lol i completely agree. it i'd love to hear some white jokes.
Good question. I actually dont know any but its pretty damn funny when dave Chappell makes fun of white people.
White guy getting beat up = an ex-liberal.
LOL..... thanks for a laugh and sharing.... now you mention it, I don't think I've hear any white joke before...
i totally agree, but white jokes are so boring so im kinda glad there r hardly any. im white but i hate white jokes cause i wanna laugh not sleep
These are a few i found (no racism intended)

1.black and White

A black man talkes to a white man:

When i was born i was black,

when i grew up i was black,

When i go in the sun i'm black,

when i'm cold i'm black,

when i die i'll be black.

but you,

when you're born you're pink,

when you grow up you're white,

when you go in the sun you turn red,

when you're sick, you're green,

when you're cold you turn blue,

and when you die you turn purple,

and you have the nerve to call me colored!!!

2.What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?

A hockey victory

3.What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

4.What do you call a white man in the ghetto?

A victim.

5.at do you call a white cop?

Police brutality.