Which jokes do you like better?

Joke #1

A homeless guy really needed to go to the bathroom, so he sneaked into a really big house. When he found the bathroom, he was really shocked... the toilet was gold! After he finished, he went back on the street.

When the owner of the house came back, he screamed... "What the heck is in my tuba??????!!!!"

Joke #2 (This one is a bit digusting... you can skip this one if you like...)

3 hobos walk into a bar, the first hobo asked the guy running the bar, bob, a fork. So bob gives him a fork. The second guy asks for a fork, and bob gives him a fork.

Then the third guy asks for a straw, and bob asks, "why a straw? why not a fork?

the hobo replies, "someone threw up, and all the big chunks were gone"

These jokes made me laugh, and i hope you will too. Please comment!

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I like the first better. And the second, oh...@#$^%26amp;

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Which jokes do you like better?

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I have two here, maybe old, but I like them~_~

Facial Cream

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Unusual Event

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up and read his essay.

It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..." "My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed.

"Is he all right?" "He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
EWWWW! That last one was gross, but the first one was pretty good!
Joke 2 but im sick that way
both bad sorry
first. lol its funnier