Superman jokes???

hey evrybody! ok, i need help with some Superman jokes please.... my class is doing a superman project, a talk show and we need our host to say some jokes about him, so if anybody has any jokes about him, can u please help me out?

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Two drunk guys are in a bar on top of a tall building in NY.

One guy says to the other, "you know, with all the updrafts around here, I'll bet you could jump right out that window and not even fall."

"I don't believe it" says the second man,

The first man says, "watch me." He jumps out the window and is suspended in mid-air. He says to the second man, "try it, it's fun."

The second man jumps out the window and falls to his death. The bartender says to the first man, "Gee Superman, you sure are mean when you're drunk."

Superman jokes???

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super man and a SMART blonde fall off a bridge .. who survives?

No one because neither exist
I have a riddle:

A man in tights is in the middle of a field knocked out and the only thing next to him is a rock! Who is he? What happened?

Answer: Superman, the rock was Kryptonite
heyy i looked them up on google but most of them were kinda naughty so i am sorry but i can't help u with that

GOOD LUCK anyway!!!! :-)
the caped yumeroo panty cursaider,

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Okay it's kinda long though....

Two guys are on top of a high building and one looks down and says to his friend.. ok NOW! and he jumps off and flys back up to the top of the building. A satker dude comes up to the top of the building and is like woahh bro.. like.. you got to teach me how to do that mann. so the guy that just did the swoop off the top of the building says to the skater dude: Ok there is a wind current that will bring you back up to the top of the building after you jump off. but you have to be stiff a straight when you jump okay?

And the skater dude says: Okay bro.. I'm gonna do this dudde..

The guy who originally jumped off the building say: Okay go ahead

The skater dude jumps off the building and you hear him yelling whilehe is falling.. " dduuuuddeee!!!!!"

BOOM

Skater dude is dead on the ground..

The friend of the guy who originally jumped off the building says..: I told you you shouldn't be making those guys belive they can acctualy fly Superman!

Superman: I know sorry I couldn't resist..
i dont know any but can u make my answer "Best Answer"?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken