Brother jokes?

A while ago, I asked for Mother jokes for Mothers Day (today- happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there!)

Now I'm back asking for brother jokes as I need one for my brother's birthday card (it doesn't have to be about birthdays, that'd be kinda cheesy actually).

So if you have any brother jokes, please put them here, you'll be helping me a great deal!

Brother jokes?-Myspace pictures

i got one: "my brother's a jack@$$" lol

Brother jokes?

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The best thing I like about my brother is his brother.
the only good thing about my brother is his sister, oh damn someone beat me to it!!!!!
His brother isn't really gay you know .

He only helps out weekends and over xmas when they get busy.
He ain't my brother ....he is heavy